Transfer Stories

The latest transfer news, written by someone who's had enough of all this

Noni Madueke's Move: The Boots Meal Deal of Football Transfers

Source: @David_Ornstein•2 days ago•1 update

Bayern Munich Eyes Xavi Simons from RB Leipzig: A Transfer Enquiry That's More Dramatic Than the Fall of the Roman Empire

Source: Sebastian Stafford-Bloor•2 days ago

Valentin Carboni to Genoa: Like Catching a Bus That Might Never Arrive

Source: @FabrizioRomano•2 days ago•1 update

Jadon Sancho Stays Put as Juventus Balks at Salary, Despite Manchester's Unpredictable Weather

Source: @FabrizioRomano•2 days ago•1 update

Maximo Perrone to Como for €13m: Like Dropping a Fortune on Past-Its-Best High-Street Clobber

Source: @FabrizioRomano•2 days ago•1 update

Ousmane Dembélé Swaps Paris for London: £60m and the Drama Unfolds

Source: @FabrizioRomano•2 days ago

Manchester City Women Break the Bank (Relatively) for Sydney Lohmann, a Midfield Maestro From Bayern Munich

Source: Charlotte Harpur•2 days ago

Jordan Henderson Swipes Left on Ajax, Enters Football's Dating Pool as a Free Agent

Source: James Pearce•2 days ago

Ardon Jashari to AC Milan: €38m Bid Hanging Like a Cloud Over Club Brugge

Source: @FabrizioRomano•2 days ago

BREAKING: Olympique Lyon Swipes Right on Ligue 1 Survival, Avoids the Awkward Relegation Date to Ligue 2

Source: @FabrizioRomano•2 days ago

Sunderland's Weather Forecast: Adingra Storms In With a €24m Gust

Source: Fabrizio Romano•2 days ago•1 update

Jordan Henderson's Transfer Saga: The £87 Million Tube Delay Nobody Saw Coming

Source: Paul Joyce•2 days ago

Manchester United’s Latest Transfer Saga: Jobe Bellingham and the £75m Wait Equivalent to a Never-Ending Bus Delay

Source: Fabrizio Romano•3 days ago

Erling Haaland's Price Tag: The High Street Heist No One Saw Coming

Source: Fabrizio Romano•3 days ago

Theo Hernández's Leap from Milan to Al Hilal: An Odyssey Worth €25m or Just Another Day in Football’s Theatre of the Absurd?

Source: Fabrizio Romano•3 days ago

Gabriel Martinelli, Al Nassr, and the £51 Million Dance Around the Most Expensive Sausage Rolls in History

Source: Fabrizio Romano•3 days ago

Callum Wilson Has Done Something Stupid Again

Source: Fabrizio Romano•3 days ago